23 Unseen Backstories of Classic Video Games

Many of our favorite video games dropped us in the middle of complete madness and never bothered explaining what the hell was going on. We give you the back stories that explain some of the acid flashbacks we grew up playing inside.
23 Unseen Backstories of Classic Video Games

Even the strangest movies usually take the time to explain the context of the weird ass universe in which they take place. But many of our favorite video games dropped us in the middle of complete madness and never bothered explaining what the hell was going on. We asked you to give us the back stories that would explain some of the acid flashbacks we grew up playing inside. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

23 Unseen Backstories of Classic Video Games
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