If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

You do have to feel a little bit sorry for movie poster designers, who have to try to make even the most worthless of turds seem like something a person should spend money on. What if one day they just snapped, and made the posters say what we're all thinking? We asked you to show us what those posters would look like, and offered $50 to the winner. But before we show you that, let's have a look at the runners-up:

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MICKEY ROURKE ASON STATHAM Jrt LI ERIC ROFURTS PENTABU ARNOLD SCH ARZEN EGGER SYLVESTER STALLONE THE EXPENDABLES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH BOTCH
IAKE GYILLENHIAAL IENA MALONE DREW BARRYMORE MARY MCOONNELL KATHARINE ROSS PATRICK SWAYZE NOAH WYLE DONNIE DARKO BECAUSE HIPSTERS HAVE THE BEST TASTE
If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic
CHAISTOPHER VIRGINIA MICHAEL CEAN LAMBERT MADSEN IRONSIDE AND CONNERY HIGHLANDER2 THE QUICKENING AND YES WE Did WATCH THE FIRST ONE CRACKED.COM
JOHN TRAVOLTACAGE NICOLAS ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS IS A DERANGED CRIMINAL WHO IN ONE SCENE SEXUALLY ASSAULTS A CHOIRGIRL WHILE DRESSED AS A PRIEST. BUT
NICOLAS CAGE So much better than the original. No really - because in the original they TOTALLY didnt burn Nicholas Cage alive! BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SE
NOTHING LIKE AND JUST AS GOOD As HARRY POTTER PERGY JACKSONEOLYMPIANS LIGHTNING THIEF THE CRACKED.COM
KEVIN JAMES Your kid wants to see a movie. It's either this or Hotel For Dogs. PAUL BLART MALL COP SAFETY NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY t JANUARY 16 MCRACKED.
If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic
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WHAT DID KING'S SPEECH DO LAST YEAR? WELL TAKE THAT ADD A VAGINA PLUS A GHOST AND NOBODY WILL NOTICE A DAMN THING MERYL STREEP The IRON LADY CRACKED.C
If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic
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DENISE RICHARDS EUGENE LEVY ROMEO MILLER I HAVE HEARD YOUR NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS AND I TAKE THEM VERY SERIOUSLY. WAIT A MINUTE. NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION B E S T FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM A film this serious and historically accurate could never be parodied. STARRING BRUNO GANZ APRI
If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic
NINETEEN FAMOUS PEOPLE. IT'S WHAT MAKES VALENTINE'S DAY THE PERFECT DATE MOVIE OVER LOW-BUDGET CRAP LIKE ONCE. JESSICA ALBA KATHY BATES JESSICA BIEL
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IT SO ISN'T PRETTY MUCH THE FIRST ONE ONLY IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY... HANGOVER THE PART I BANGKOK HAS THEM NOW MEMORIALT DAY OLOUY wwrtharoovengarteen
Don't worry, we totally explain this s**t. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY CRACKED.cOn MGM PRESENTIS THE STANLEY KUBRICK PRODI
M CARREY Quoting this movie will make you as funny as Jim Carrey! (Especially when you attemptyour dead-on impression of him. dude.) VENTURA ACE DETEC
EDDIE MRPHY A Thousand Words So Hollywood finally ran OUt of Eddie Murphy fat suits then? CRACKED.COM
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ALPACINO SCARFACE You know what this poster would look great next to? A Bob Marley flag and a string of Corona Christmas lights. You'll get so much pu

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