If Signs Were Actually Helpful

Look out of the windshield of your car as you're driving through town and you'll see probably three dozen signs. Telling you how to drive, where to go and what to eat. So why are we always confused about those things? It's because the signs so rarely tell us what we actually need to know.
If Signs Were Actually Helpful

Look out of the windshield of your car as you're driving through town and you'll see probably three dozen signs. Telling you how to drive, where to go and what to eat. So why are we always confused about those things?

It's because the signs so rarely tell us what we actually need to know. We asked you to remedy that with the magic of image manipulation, and offered $50 to the winner. The results are below, and have been forwarded to the most prominent sign makers of the world for immediate deployment.

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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