If Classic Christmas Movies Were Rated R

The stuff the warmest, fuzziest holiday classics were holding back to remain family friendly.
If Classic Christmas Movies Were Rated R

What if every holiday classic gave as little of a damn as Die Hard? We asked you to give us a look at the stuff the warmest, fuzziest holiday classics were holding back to remain family friendly. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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If Classic Christmas Movies Were Rated R
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