16 Warning Signs That A Movie Will Be Terrible

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16 Warning Signs That A Movie Will Be Terrible

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Sitting all the way through a garbage movie is the worst. As a public service, we asked readers to provide guides for how to tell a movie is going to be terrible, before you've invested a significant portion of your life in it.

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16 Warning Signs That A Movie Will Be Terrible
If a cast doesn't seem like they would have chemistry in a live-action movie... THEY WILL SUCk TOGETHER IN AN ANIMATED ONE. CRACKED COM
If the movie's based on' a dying fad... ES You're gonna have a bad time. GRAGKEDCON
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