Not Sure What To Watch? Boom, Done.

Who needs Rotten Tomatoes when you have charts?
Not Sure What To Watch? Boom, Done.

Ratings for movies and shows are ... umm ... overrated. There are too many people voting with too many differing opinions to really get a good idea of whether or not what you're thinking about watching fits your personal tastes.

Well, screw all that shit -- here are some pictures and charts that'll tell you exactly what's in store.

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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our pictofact contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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