25 Common Items that Will Baffle Future Archeologists

25 Common Items that Will Baffle Future Archeologists

We've all wondered at least once what our descendants will think of us thousands of years from now. By then, there's a good chance that all we'll leave behind are a lot of very confusing trinkets that archeologists will have to dig out of the mud.

We asked you to speculate in Photoshop form what these future archeologists will think of the artifacts we leave behind, and offered $50 to the winner. But first, the runners-up:

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CRACKED.G COM Ancient Flute c 1980 Recearch indicates that our ancestors would blow into these.
25 Common Items that Will Baffle Future Archeologists
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