20 Superhero Movies We Hope They Never Make

20 Superhero Movies We Hope They Never Make

Let's face it, there aren't a whole lot of good superheroes left who don't already have movie franchises. Yet Hollywood continues to approve projects by the hour and quite frankly, things are only going to get worse from here.

We asked you to Photoshop some of worst possible superhero movie ideas, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

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You'll be Photoshopping real people in everyday circumstances, using video game powerups. Think in terms of the Star Wars urban photography site that made the rounds a while back. Only instead of Star Wars characters, the people will be using video game power-ups, items, weapons, etc.

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