19 Ads For Products That Apparently Exist In Movies

If these products didn't exist, movies wouldn't make sense.
19 Ads For Products That Apparently Exist In Movies

As we've pointed out before, the movies are full of magical products that exist only to make the world around them less boring and easy to follow.

We asked you to show us what the ads for some of those products might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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19 Ads For Products That Apparently Exist In Movies
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