21 Absurd Lies Companies Have Used To Sell Products

We like to think the term 'snake oil' is reserved for old-timey traveling salesman and the holistic medicine aisle of Whole Foods, but it turns out it hits closer to home than that.
21 Absurd Lies Companies Have Used To Sell Products

We like to think the term "snake oil" is reserved for old-timey traveling salesmen and the holistic medicine aisle of Whole Foods, but it turns out it hits closer to home than we realize. In fact, many famous brands have been in trouble at some point or another for claiming their products have magical properties that everyone eventually called baloney on.

With that in mind, we asked our readers to pick out the worst offenders and gave cash-money for the best entries. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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21 Absurd Lies Companies Have Used To Sell Products
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Scala Shapewear claims to have put Active Bio-Crystals in its lingerie. They will absorb your body heat and turn it into far infrared rays, which the
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nutella claimed in its commercials that it was a nutritious breakfast spread. Nutella's main ingredient? Sugar. It's made by a candy company. In 201
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Kellogg's ran a series of commercials stating that children who ate FROSTED Mini for breakfast improved their Wheats attentiveness by nearly 20% The

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