If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic

At least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.
If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic

Movies are rife with hot, glamorous, ridiculous, dumb, inconsequential sex. We understand that that kind of stuff is what put asses in the seats, but at least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.

That got us thinking: What would be the real-world fallout of all this promiscuity? We put that question to our readers and gave money to the winner.

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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