What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean

Everyone just needs to shut up and hug each other.
What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean

Whether it's because people are actually bigger brats these days or because the Internet has made communicating easier, complaining seems a lot more prevalent (and popular) now more than ever. Quite frankly, everyone just needs to shut up and hug each other -- maybe kiss each other on the mouths.

Anyway, we're fairly confident our readership is chock-full psychiatrists who are adept at telling us what people are really saying when they're whining like baby back bitches. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean
What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean
What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean
CRACKEDCON Young Kids Today are so spoiled and entitled It is easier to blame the younger generation for the economic situation than to admit that it
My internet restrictions are interfering I want to with my work watch porn 61 CRACKED.COM
wy DON'T GIRLS APPRECIATE WHY DON'T NICE GUYS? HOTPOPULAR GIRLS APPRECIATE NICE GUYS7 CRACKEDCON
CRACKED CON My butt Tell me you looks so fat! love me, tell me you love me...
CRACKEDcO COM OMPEW These machines don't pay out for anything! Casinos should lose money so I can win but still stay in business somehow.
I HATE MY COMMUTE! WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT?
What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean
CRACKEDCON COMT I WANNA GO HOME! VATI oNAD PTO No T COMPUTER. OR x-Box. FOR AN HOUR! INHUMANE!
Crime in this city is out of control. oo0 I just saw some black teenagers.
I wish we'd You kids had all this cool have it easy shit when I these days! was young! CRACKED
1 WAITED BERATING THE CHEF AND WAIT STAFF INTERMINABLY MAKES ME FEEL FOR MY ENTREE SOPHISTICATED AND WHICH IS NOT PowERFuL. PLuS PROPERLY I'LL GET AWA

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