If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth

A simple ingredients label might be the most horrifying thing you read all year.
If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth

We've entered an age where attention spans just aren't what they used to be. We don't have time read a bunch of descriptions or instructions anymore. We just want to be told what we're buying -- no bullshit.

So we asked our readers to help us out with this public service we're about to provide you. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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