What 37 Famous Stories Would Be Titled by Modern Websites

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What 37 Famous Stories Would Be Titled by Modern Websites

In this modern, Internet-fueled world, everything is about getting people to click on your shit. So, naturally, we decided classic tales needed upgrades to their titles.

So with that in mind, we asked our readers to do just that: Show us what would happen if classic stories had been given more modern titles. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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What 37 Famous Stories Would Be Titled by Modern Websites
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What 37 Famous Stories Would Be Titled by Modern Websites
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What 37 Famous Stories Would Be Titled by Modern Websites
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