20 Stupid Roles That Still Haunt The World's Biggest Stars

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20 Stupid Roles That Still Haunt The World's Biggest Stars

No one nails an Oscar winning performance out of the park on their first try. Or really, star in anything remotely close to a film that anyone in their right mind would respect. And thankfully, this is the Internet, where nothing ever truly dies.

With the help of former MS Paint expert AuntieMeme, we bring you some of the most majestic turds from the careers of famous actors.

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In 1990, Denzel Washington starred in a buddy movie about a dead mob lawyer and a racist cop. The movie was called Heart Condition, and also starred B
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. PLAYED THE EVIL DOCTOR WHO TURNED TIM ALLEN INTO THE SHAGGY DOG. Surprisingly, he wasn't the dark force behind the nightmare- induci
MATTHEW IN CHAINSAW THE NEXTCEDSACRE# GENERATION. McConaughey's agent pressured the studio to downplay his involvement in the 1994 slasher, and as a r
Jennifer Aniston starred in Leprechaun. The cheesy 1993 E horror movie, which is abouT a leprechaun who goes slasher when some kids find his pot of go
IN 2008'S SEVEN POUNDS, WILL SMITH PLAYS WHO SO GUILTY ABOUT A MAN FEELS THAT HE CAUSING A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT PET JELLYFISH KILLS HIMSELF WITH HIS SO SE
In Tiptoes, Gary Oldman played a man with dwarfism. The plot of the 2003 film involves twins (played by Oldman and Matthew McConaughey), one of whom h
Sigourney Weaver starred as Tim Allen's wife in the 2010 flop CRAZY ON THE OUTSIDE. It Allen's debut. was directorial Also in the cast: 2015 Best Acto
T-1OOO Robert Patpick UOS the bod guy in the Double Dragon mouie. The F1000 Not the F-1000 Not only did he dress like Vanilla Ice, he also got the cra
20 Stupid Roles That Still Haunt The World's Biggest Stars
Robin Williams' first movie role was in a raunchy sketch film called Can I Do It Until I Need Glasses? The 1977 turkey consisted of gags like the Lone
Reese Witherspoon played Lillle Nicky's mother. Which means she slept with this guy and gave birth to this guy. GRACKEDOONT
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20 Stupid Roles That Still Haunt The World's Biggest Stars
Funnyman Jerry Lewis made a film SO bad it will never be released. It's called The Day the Clown Cried, and it's about a clown who leads children into
20 Stupid Roles That Still Haunt The World's Biggest Stars
Daniel Craig was in Disnary PEUNTX Kidi Court King Artrur's a Disney dud called mo A Kid in King Arthur's Court. The Magic Tale OA Bov Whe Fell with f
COURTNEY COX STARRED IN 1987'S MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. MONICA FROM FRIENOS STARRED IN A FILM BASED ON A CARTOON BASED ON A SERIES OF ACTION FIGURES.
Leonardo DiCaprio doean't want you to see Don's P'lum. It's a '90s indie film he made for a friend, and he's blocked the U.S. release. Dicaprio spends
BEFORE SHE WAS MOTHERING DRAGONS, DAENERYS WAS RUNNING FROM DEAD DINOSAURS IN TRIASSIC ATTACK In the film, a museum employee manages to bring dinosaur

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