The 16 Most Terrifying Dating Profiles Possible

Online dating, despite all the success stories, can still be a pretty dicey thing.
The 16 Most Terrifying Dating Profiles Possible

Online dating, despite all the success stories, can still be a pretty dicey thing. So much so that sometimes you just wish these sites would hire full-time screeners to weed out the nutbags.

But until they do, we asked our readers to use the power of image manipulation and show us some profiles that will send you running. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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The 16 Most Terrifying Dating Profiles Possible

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