19 Everyday Things You Didn't Know Will Kill You Dead

Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe.
19 Everyday Things You Didn't Know Will Kill You Dead

Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe. Mother nature, outer space, safety lessons, survival tips -- all of them have a hidden agenda to make you into a carcass.

So as part of our state mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us help you survive this cold, unforgiving planet. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN AMERICA CALCULATED BY DEATHS YEARLY X X X X
If your bed* failed to kill you, the hot water tap** might finish the job. HOT 450 people die each year by falling out of bed 34 deaths each year due
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE ? MORE LIKE HOT TUB DEATH MACHINE! DANGER CHEMICAL POISONING from hot tubs (and pools) HAZARDOUS sends THOUSANDS of people CHEMIC
ESCALATORS INJURE MORE THAN 2,100 CHILDREN AND 2,699 SENIOR CITIZENS EVERY YEAR CRACKEDCO
Peoplediedby accidentally breaking golfclubs. CCDENT DEMTH BY Pieces of the club's broken shaftsprang GOuF CB back at them and piercedvitalorgans. It
Love your electric blanket? So does the Reaper. Not only have they contributed to tens of thousands of house fires, overuse has led to instances of he
Killer heels... Killed the author of a book about a woman who wears heels The author of Stilettolu Anne Ve Made In Barcelona Bebek fell when her heel
CRACKED CON THEY KILL 100 PEOPLE EACH YEAR IN RUSSIA ALONE. (FALLING ICICLES, NOT KITTENS
Toothache? Better grab some Anbesol! Or not... The active ingredient, Benzocaine, has been known to cause a condition called methemoglobinemia, which
CRACKED.OON Aceording to a 2008 study, over 5.3 million deaths caused are by the simple act of Doing nothing It is better a way to get heart attack th
Drunken People Crossing We all know driving drunk kills people, but drunk walking kills scores of people every year. You should just take a cab.
Hungarian authorities became suspicious when they realized that Nagyrev, a small village outside of Budapest, was using more flypaper than the rest of
Be afr-aid, be vepy afpaid of manholes. They ap-e pepfect fop killeps like suffocating and/ Op toyic gases to accumulate. (hn faet people led ena e of
In 1929. in perhaps the most tglamorous death ever. fame dancer Isadora Duncan got her hand- painted silk scarf tangled in the wheels ofher Bugatti an
They killed 37 people in 17 years... BEWARE THE VENDING MACHINES acola SPLAT CRACKED COM
CRAGKED COM So CUTE, RIGHT? WRONG! IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN LIVING IN AMERICA, YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE KILLED BY A TODDLER WITH A GUN THAN A T
Ahhhh, a relaxing day at the beach ... Lvying in the sun, frolicking in the water ... Asphyxiating in the sand hole your 2-year-old nephew made ... In
In September 1980, a Florida-bound commuter plane crashed, killing 34 people onboard. In February 1996, a Turkish airliner carrying 189 people stalled
DOCTORS' MESSY HANDWRITING HAS CAUSED MORE THAN 7000 US CITIZENS' DEATHS ANNUALLY DUE TO UNCLEAR PRESCRIPTIONS. WHICH LEADS TO DRUG OVERDOSE. THAT IS

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