21 Super Bowl Commercials They Don't Have the Balls to Make

Advertisers will spend millions of dollars per minute of air time on Super Bowl Sunday, and let's face it, most of what they come up with just isn't worth it.
21 Super Bowl Commercials They Don't Have the Balls to Make

Advertisers will spend millions of dollars per minute of air time on Super Bowl Sunday, and let's face it, most of what they come up with just isn't worth it. Tame jokes, cheap CG effects, mild attempts to stir up controversy ... it's all pretty safe stuff. So, we asked our Photoplasty contributors to tweak the formula on these ads a bit and offered $100 to the winner. But first, the runners-up ...

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21 Super Bowl Commercials They Don't Have the Balls to Make
21 Super Bowl Commercials They Don't Have the Balls to Make

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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