The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. Behold, the opposite end of the spectrum: the shittiest movie monsters possible.
The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. We asked you to photoshop monsters from the opposite end of the spectrum, the shittiest movie monster possible.

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The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
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The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
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