18 Products That Say More About You Than You Realize

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18 Products That Say More About You Than You Realize

Everything about you sends a message. What you drive, what you wear, what you listen to, what you eat, what movies you watch, which Real Housewife is your favorite ... all of it tells a story about you.

We asked you to shed some light on what some of these messages are, so that we can better conform to society's ideals -- as we're wont to do. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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