27 'Sexy' Ad Campaigns We'll Probably See Next

We all know sex sells. Unfortunately, some advertisers take that idiom to frightening new heights.
27 'Sexy' Ad Campaigns We'll Probably See Next

We all know sex sells. Unfortunately, some advertisers take that idiom to frightening new heights.

Our readers show you the future of this depressing trend. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Hungry? Bust out the nut. nutella edible. FERRERO spreadable. Co nutella Hazelinut Spreod with skim Mik & Cocod Nutella...Breakfast never tasted this
27 'Sexy' Ad Campaigns We'll Probably See Next
CRACKED CON JOIN US NOW!
With BS Mutual Funds you won't lose your shirt. BEAR STEARNS
IT'S CO SO WET DOWN THERE. Bouny
You're crumby in bed, but totally worth it. CHEEZT
LOOKING FOR YOUR OWN RED ROOM OF PAIN? R/NAX REIMA THE MASTERS OF HOUSE HUNTING CRACKEDCON
CRACKEDCON Our no drip guarantee means no sticky mess!
Amanda Lindsey Nieole In Hollywood, who gets blown more than US? ALCOLOCK Nobody. R ALCOLOCK
CINNABON FAMOUS WORLD CINNAMON ROLLS tie Tine 10 Hetrent sm Te to He Youerselt THE HOTTEST BUNS GLAZED WHILE YOU WATCH! CRACKED COM
DROP YOUR LOAD IN US. WE DON'T MIND. dazwi.t Whirlpool CRACKED COM
D B Bes N West Mand A Jerry Hoag GL Don Fe-et 4 DISTRICT CLERK FORD.A. W CRACKED COM
THINK TE OUTSIDE TACO THE BUN BELL. CRACKED.COM
You don't need a special occasion to give him an Oral B CRACKEDCON
coton The Fabric of Our Lives CRACKEDCON
1 live alone but i'm alone never I have Life Alert Life Alert HELP Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
CRACKED Paolo Bsmor Peiolo BEmot Peoto- Pepto: Bismol sabselicylete 17.5g/M oa A MHearhaare indigekos Because you just can't have diarrhea Noasee Uose
CRACKED coN BOSE IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE
CRACKEDCON Here's another reason to adopt Fido: 86% of women find it a turn-on when men have pets. Man's best friend is man's best wingman too. CLICK
Because sometimesi it's not easy keeping her shoes off the sofa. Woolite CRACKEDCON
Scotch You make me sticky all over! Scotch 1 Vinyl Electricat Tape Baban isatant es ievie Cimta helries e winila 22 rs thir f emce CRACKEDCON
WHERE BEST FRIENDS ARE MADE IE .BEAR KSHO CRAGKEDCON
HELP HER PUSSY FIND A NEW HOME. Adopt a Pet com CRACKEDGOM
FOOD from HAPPY a PLACE ETRESH WHOOLE FOODS MARKET CRACKEDCON
orona. Extra Find your beach. Corona Extra
CRACKED COM HOW OLD IS TOOOLD TO FENEL. SIXY? Depends
We know how Hard it can be when it's time to go Peakview Hospice CRACKEDCON

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

Scroll down for the next article

Must Read

VIRAL ON CRACKED

A WEEKLY
NEWSLETTER OF
JOKES + TRIVIA

Forgot Password?