19 Bananas (Actual) Laws

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19 Bananas (Actual) Laws

You're all worthy of having your asses kicked by Batman, and we have proof. Our readers have compiled laws that you have most certainly broken in the last few years. We gave $200 to the winner, and we're giving you all very disapproving looks ...

SINCE THEY CONTAIN BATTERIES AND CIRCUIT BOARDS, CALIFORNIA CLASSIFIES SINGING GREETING CARDS AS U-WASTE CAKA E-WASTE). THEREFORE, IT IS ILLEGAL TO
In parts of Georgia and Alabama it is illegal to buy a sex toy without a doctor's note. This is not seen as unconstitutional because the law needs to
Fornication (aka Premarital sex) is against the law in numerous US states: including Kentucky, North and South Carolina, Massachussetts, Utah, Minneso
19 Bananas (Actual) Laws
CRACKEDCON In Alabama, the following activities are illegal on Sunday: A A At least we'll all have company in jail...
If you're a bartender in Alaska, you can't even let an intoxicated person into your bar, much less serve them...unless you mean serving them to the hu
19 Bananas (Actual) Laws
Into violent comics or horror? In Canada, you're likely a criminal! Canada has banned comlcs and art that deplct crlmes, roal or flctlonal as corrupt
Sorry teenage boys, pitching a tent in public is illegal in Indiana... CRACKEDCON
You may be fined up to euro100 ($126) for not using a password on your wifi. According to Germany's top criminal court private users are obligated to
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It is illegal for anything other than bird feathers and clear, liquid water to fall from a moving vehicle. This means that, if you fail to wash snow o
In Carmel, CA it is illegal to wear shoes that are more than two inches tall that have less than or one square inch of bearing surface in public witho
N.Y. Fire Code $308.2(4 makes it illegal to set the mood in college and university dorms. and in fraternity and sorority houses. CRACKED.COM
In Topeka Kansas you can make a snow fort, but don't even THINK about having a snowball fight, you criminal. Sec. 54-123. Throwing of missiles. (a) It
CRACKED.COM In some cities like Chicago. if you've buried a pet on your personal half acre. you have to wait at least another to vears before you're l
CRACKEDCON @%*&#! Nine states have laws against public profanity! . uo I've racked up a lot of @~$#!%& fines!
How do New Yorkers know when a driver is from out of town? NYC LAW NO TURN ON RED EXCEPT you te Thamk WHERE POSTED L3 Gusrdia Guess.
Selling those unwanted collectibles ebay? on Legally, if you sell them for more than what you paid for them, you must report the gain to the VVE IRS C

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