20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

We get that movies take place in a different reality than our own. That still doesn't mean that some tropes that repeat over several different movies don't quite make sense.
20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

We get that movies take place in a different reality than our own. That still doesn't mean that some tropes that repeat over several different movies don't quite make sense.

We asked our readers to point out some movie rules that just don't hold water. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

CRACKEDGON FUNERALS MUST ALWAYS HAVE RAIN
CAR WASHES ARE SEXY CRACKEDCON
Two people who can't stand eachother... Who constantly bicker and fight... Will eventually become Lovers. (Or BFF'S) CRACKED COM
When you get shot you must fly back several feet.
Caught in the apocalypse? ansformers Dark of the Moon World WEE 2012 Aat Make sure you pull over before you die so that the hero can get through! CRAC
20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes
MOVIE DATING 101 Just be yourself... PSYCH! To find true love, do the opposite: Fake a new identity. This is guaranteed to win your love interest's af
20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes
BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN... PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR TELEVISION SET.... BREAKING NEWS BECAUSE IT WLL GIVE YOU THE EXACT INFORMATION YOU NEED. NEWS ...A
Um, Henchman B? The boss just recited his own evil plan out loud to himself, and then he burst into song. Is that weird, or... Oh, you're singing bac
20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes
CRACKED T OSing about your first-world problems And you'll get your prince!
WHEN CRISIS OCT LOOMS... CARS WILL SUDDENLY FKNG HATE YOU!
When a protagonist gets shot while wearing a bullet-proof vest hecis aays gnSe sure mlle and aallcts he stoPPE CRACKEDCON
In CRACKEDCO amovie, If you're BIGGER MORE POWERFUL or BETTER EQUIPPED or You are going to LOSE to the scrappy little guy.
BREAKING NEWS It is impossibleto receive shecking news and still held ontosemething breakable- CRACKED COM
CRACKED COM ALIVE UNTIL PROVEN DEAD
20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes
SAY SOMETHING... ...CLEVER ...& SARDONIC ...BEFORE ...or AFTER ...KILLING ..the BAD GUY CRACKED.COM
unattractive man is obssessed about you and follows you around? Must be a creepy sociopathic, plain crazy stalker that will kill or possibly rape you

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