22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

Yes, we made these up. None of them are true. (Or are they?)
22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

We've seen the Mel Gibson classic Conspiracy Theory more times than should be allowed. And in the spirit of that fine film, our readers have come up with some fake conspiracy theories that could absolutely be true, but most definitely are not. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Note to our beloved government: We love America, and if any of these are actually true please don't hold us responsible. We'll gladly sell out the conspiracy's originator.

The Mars Exploration Rover has discovered life on Mars and is trying TO warn us. Apparently the rover is unable to send back images of the lifeform, b
HOARDING is actually a survival trait, storing provisions for future scarcity. However... since 2005 the U.S. Department of Commerce has waged a propa
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A new version of the iPhone software (7.1.2) is available for download. OK This firmware version was released June 30, 2014; Just 2 months before the
In 2003 The Brawny Man Changed Brawny Is Owned By KOCH INDUSTRIES INC R AIso in 2003 Mitt Romney Became Govoner 2 Of Massachusetts KOCH BROTHERS EXPOS
THE LUBRICATING STRIP ON DISPOSABLE RAZORS CONTAIN MINOXIDIL THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN ROGAINE. THE NUMBER ONE HAIR REGROWTH TREATMENT IN AMERICA. Roga
CERN IS BUILDING A PORTAL TO CONTACT ANCIENT GODS Cue m.1 Cee ns.2 Clue 3 n. Andod Godsr CERN Inelte The tHC LHC olally Antiort Shin lookes god ANANCI
Nicki Minaj's CRACKED C Anaconda video... ...the over-the-top outrage over the alternate Spiderwoman cover..o ...and J-Lo's Booty performance at Fashi
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In the early 1980s, a satanic cult known only as The Deathly Chamber, rose to prominence in the UK. Some say they have ties to the Illuminati. In 1986
WHAT IS NASA HIDING ON THE MOON? 200M IN CLOSER... CLOSER SATANIC MOON FACE! CRACKEDCOMT
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FACT 1 September 11 1985 Pete Rose breaks all-time hit record with 4, 192 hits. September 11 2001 -World Trade Center is destroyed. Same Date ROSE FAC
22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)
22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)
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22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)
22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)
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WAKE UP, AMERICA! How is M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN still employed despite bomb after bomb at the box office? How has his production company avoided bankruptc
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The Anti-Vaccination movement is a Big Pharma conspiracy. Pharmaceutical companies make over $900 billion a year treating the illnesses that vaccines

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