If Hollywood Decided to Give Everything a Gritty Reboot

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If Hollywood Decided to Give Everything a Gritty Reboot

So word came out that they have scrapped Spider-Man 4 in favor of a gritty "reboot" of the series, to do what Batman Begins and Casino Royale did for their franchises. We asked you to show us what it'll look like when they take all this grittiness too far.

The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Let's say you have a time machine, and are an asshole. What are the creative and dickish ways you'd fuck with history? Show us in Photoshop, post it in the forum, the best entry gets $50.

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