Winston Rowntree
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Disturbing Things Hotel Workers Want To Tell You, But Can't (VIDEO)
Statistically, somebody has died in your room.
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- By Winston Rowntree, Jordan Breeding
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6 Real Bible Verses We're Hoping God Gives Us A Pass On (Ft. Michael Swaim) (VIDEO)
Michael Swaim returns to Cracked's YouTube channel to look at some Bible verses that really should have been cut.
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- By Michael Swaim, Winston Rowntree
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Disney Would Never Adapt This Deranged Grimms' Fairy Tale (VIDEO)
Mike Trapp doesn't understand why Disney hasn't already adapted this true Grimms' fairy tale about a half-hedgehog, half-man, rooster-riding bagpiper jerk.
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- By Winston Rowntree, Jordan Breeding
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The 9 Circles Of Vacation Hell
Come, friend, allow us to act as Virgil to your jet-lagged Dante.
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- By Pauli Poisuo, Winston Rowntree
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4 Ways You Are Being 'Aged Out' By The Gaming Industry
I'm like the Lorax; I speak for the trees ... if the trees had spent the last few years honing their GTA skills.
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- By Winston Rowntree, David Wolinsky
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4 Reasons You Can't Judge People By Their Appearance
No matter how hard you watch people you can never actually see them, and the reasons to not judge by appearances are less obvious than you're assuming.
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5 Ways You're Tricking Yourself Into Not Being Happy
You know how I know you're not happy? Because a lot of the people telling you about happiness are lame as shit.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Dark Sides Of The Tech Industry No One Ever Talks About
Don't get me wrong. I come here not to bury the tech industry, but I do come here to heavily criticize Silicon Valley.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Reasons The Cold War Was History's Worst Clusterf**k
You probably think The Cold War was a sort of well-orchestrated military balancing act. But frankly the more you read about it the less it seems like the work of adults.
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5 Little-Known Reasons Why Modern Pop Culture Sucks
When art sucks, it sucks for consistent and modern reasons.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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4 Seemingly Normal Things That Are Inexplicably Hard to Find
Turns out there are a lot of things that are as hard to find as Jesus in a huge crowd of Jesus-looking hipsters.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Ridiculous Myths About Air Travel You Probably Believe
his column's going to read like a goddamn paid advertisement for the airline industry, but this is what it's come to thanks to humankind.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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7 Social Disasters That Can Strike Out of Nowhere
You can't have a society without having social interaction, and you can't have that without the kinds of faux pas that we all work ceaselessly to avoid yet will periodically dive into.
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4 Ways Pop Culture Critics Have Made Themselves Obsolete
This is one of those critics-aren't-doing-it-right things, because when it comes to critiquing art in the 21st century they generally suck and thus I present my review of the reviewers.
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The 5 Worst Songs in the History of Rock Music
Cue comment explosion in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Relationship Zones Worse than 'the Friend Zone'
The Internet loves hating on 'the friend zone.' But there are zones out there that are actually terrible for you.
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- By Winston Rowntree, J.F. Sargent
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4 Valuable Lessons You Only Learn from Having a Crappy Job
Most people have probably had a shitty, disposable job at one point. Maybe you're in one now, reading this on your phone in a futile attempt to escape reality (IT GETS BETTER).
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Responses to Sexism That Just Make Everything Worse
So often our reactions when faced with sexism only make things worse.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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The 4 Reasons We Fall in Love With a Piece of Pop Culture
If you've found yourself obsessing over pop culture, this is probably why.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Mental Tricks for Getting Over Yourself
Breaking news: Nobody gives a shit. Get over yourself already.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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