Who is Lazarus Von Cool? Heir of a fortune (2 bags of Doritos and a box of wine), Lazarus began his trek to find the essence of cool. Adventure is what he found at every corner of his journey (his journey was circular). Later in life, "Cool" found him in the form of a pair of track pants and a "Stone Cold Steve Austin" T-shirt.
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