OBITUARIES
Q. R. Lettinger, 89
Mr. Lettinger was surrounded by both family and community today as he received his reward. Neither a smoker nor a worrier-be, he led a civic life full of alertness, personal accountability, and quantifiable achievement.
R. Beef Kazenzakis, 40
Roast Beef died today. It is because he smoked. His family is letting the city handle the body because it smells bad.
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