HUMOR COMBAT TACTICAL SPECIALIST
Code Name: VERSUS
File Name: CLASSIFIED SN: RA645524881
Primary Military Specialty: Pop Culture References
Secondary Military Specialty: Play-on-words
Birthplace: West Iglooville, Canada
Last Known Status: RETIRED
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"I've never met anyone so in tune with the current state of the chicken finger market."
Noreport
"He's ruined all other men for me."
Female, name withheld
"If I could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive, I'd order a steak."
Versus
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