I hope to become an internet sensation, so that I don't have to interact with real people. People are gross.
If you want to read detailed accounts of my hatred for everyone and everything, visit my blog: http://kimmydee-pitchabitch.blogspot.com/ If you don't; well, eff you.
The fascinating thing about evolution is how it finds infinite ways for creatures to be badass. But equally amazing is how creatures find a way to survive and thrive even with laughable and obvious design defects.