Describe my life, my loves, my dreams, my passions, my grand philosophical postulations...and can ya do it in this little white box we've provided for your typing pleasure? The challenge, therefore, is to distill my very essence as a human being into a concise, verbal snapshot. One that will leave no soul chapfallen or unslaked among those who salivate for more knowledge of ME. To sum it all up, I'm pretty much a tard. That, and I like cheese.
