Adam Tod Brown
Adam is a full-time editor and columnist at Cracked and a full time everything everywhere else. He currently runs the columnist section of the site with an iron goddamned fist and tells jokes live and in person and directly to your face all over the country. Come see him sometime!
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5 Weird Ways The 1990s Never Ended
Other than slashing Beanie Baby prices, we have not gotten over The Spears Era.
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6 Shut-Down Things (That Shouldn’t Return)
There is nothing good about COVID-19...and at the same time, boy oh boy, can somebody reform the Olympics please?
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Dan Hopper, Alex Schmidt
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11 Bizarre Psy-Ops Real Governments Tried To Pull Off
Pranks, toys, holograms, and more bizarre ideas somebody (almost) greenlit.
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9 Dumb & Embarrassing American Elections Nobody Talks About
Gain historical perspective that'll make 2020 tolerable.
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15 Odd Changes The U.S. Government Forced Into Movies & TV
Sometimes the CIA has secrets to protect. Other times, the CIA needs help with its self-esteem?
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What Fascist Italy Reveals About Modern America
Benito Mussolini wanted to make Italy great again, and somehow that's more popular than ever.
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12 Great Ideas America Should Steal From Other Countries
Happiness is a friendlier garbage truck.
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Why 2018 Is Gonna Be A Long Year If You Hate Donald Trump
This is all fixable. But don't let anybody trick you into thinking it gets fixed tomorrow.
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How WWIII Can Start In The Last Place You Expect (And Soon)
An election that happened thousands of miles away is what deserves the bulk of our attention today.
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5 Movie Franchises That Are Way Better Than You Realize
Some movies that deserve at least a little bit of acclaim never really get it. Sometimes, this happens over the course of several movies.
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5 Signs NBC Is Unofficially Endorsing Trump For President
NBC is actively endorsing Trump, all while pretending they cut ties well over a year ago with the man they helped make a star.
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The 5 Best Conspiracy Theories About Celebrity Impostors
Who among us doesn't enjoy a good conspiracy theory?
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5 Reasons Gun Control In The United States Is A Lost Cause
The steps we take in the name of curbing gun violence often come off as ceremonial gestures at best.
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4 Stories From When U.S. Terrorism Was Extremely Common
What rarely comes up during discussions about the modern-day terror crisis is that, at least in the United States, terrorist attacks used to be a way bigger problem than they are now.
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8 Inspirational Quotes (From History's Biggest Monsters)
Sometimes, history's most awful people say things that, taken alone and completely out of context, are super inspiring.
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5 Idiots Who Filmed Themselves Being The Worst People Ever
Some people fire up the video camera and turn it right on themselves as soon as they start acting insane. Even worse, they're obviously proud of what they're doing.
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5 Huge Problems You Thought Went Away (Definitely Did Not)
Sometimes, problems don't actually go away; we just stop talking about them as much for some reason.
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5 Things No One Tells You About Panhandling Online
Asking for money is never easy. Even if you're just sticking a gun in someone's face and outright demanding it,.
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5 Lesser-Known Problems Plaguing The 2016 Summer Olympics
So we're really doing this? After all of the awful and unfortunate news and advisories emanating from Brazil these days, the entire world is still going to meet up there for sporting reasons?
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5 Reasons (Almost) Everyone Was Wrong About Trump
You jerks! I said this was going to happen.
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