The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex
Santa learns an important lesson about children. Specifically:
\'They\'re selfish and whiney and crappy at sports,
They\'re stupid and slow and fat and short./
They\'re loud, they\'re lazy, and most don\'t have tits.
Bottom line, Santa: Children are shit.\'
In what I hope will become a yearly holiday tradition until I get either lazy or bored with the concept, (next year), here is the latest installment in the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas series. Find the first one here. Find the next one directly after this sentence.
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