Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]

For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it.
Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]

For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it. Well, Man Comics is about the change all that! Action! Thrillventures! Cockdickings! Nngaaah!!! Man Comics!

MAN COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS: HE TRUE STORY OF SMOKEY BEAR BEAR OF ACTIONS HI, SMOKEY! SMOKEY I'M YOU! FROM THE FUTURE! COME. THE FUTURE HAS MUCH TO AN
Who the fuck are you? Where are you taking me? They feed me the mitk of My prey, thinking it will weaken me. SMOKEY'S ALBUM Get it off! It mocks natur
Hl, KIDS! THIS IS STORY SMOKEY THE OF HOW I CAME TO SMOKEY BE/ the BEAR AS A CUE. ILOved TO RUN oN MY HIND LEGS LIKE A MAN TO HEAR THE CONFUSED SCREAM
I WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY A ROOKIE EVERY TIME wE PASSED A DEAD ANIMAL I WHISPERED HIS WIFE'S NAME. FOREST RANGER. rWas I KNEW IHAD TO FUCK WITH HIM.
Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story
Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story
THIS IS AMAZING/ BUT FUTURE WHY WOuLd WHAT DOES EVER BURN bown THE LITTLE ME, IT MEANS THAT MEANP FORESTP THAT we ARE GOING TO GET LAID BY THE VERY NE
AM REWRITING THE FUTURE. AND IN MY NEW FUTURE. you ARE AN ABOMINATION. THE NUTTIER THAN JEEPER ZOINKS!! WHAT you HAVE LOOKS LKE DONE is FORBIDDEN. FEE
OH. GOD SO/F youre BUT you HAVE THIS RAMIT/ ME FROM THE FUTURE. INCREDIBLE POWER AND SHUT uP, yu KNEW ALL THIS ALL wE've DONE IS FUCK Would HAPPENP RA

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