If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

Zelda A Link to the Past 2: Past Harder.
If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

GAMING BENDERS PRESENTS8 THELEGEND OF AELDA T 3 ALINK TO THE PAST 2: PAST HARDER

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-LIFE- 000 00 00 19848-8 R9-99-9 YOU STAY IN THIS HOUSE. IM GONNA GO DRINK AWAY YOUR CO. LLEGE FUNDo HAP GET ITE ITOE FUNNY BECAUSE IT IMPLIES YOU HAV

-LIFE- 000 00 00 188881 11101-71 YOUR FATHER HAS LEFT YOU. ALONE. AGAIN YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

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Later that afternoon, behind the YMCA across town ...

D LIFE- 000 00 00 000 YOUR FATHER Is PASSED OUT IN AN ALLEY. HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE HURT. WHAT WILL YOU D0?

If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

Three bars, one cockfight and two pawn shops later ...

LIFE 046 0D 00 SIR, PLEASE. I DONP T CARE HOW ORIPE PEDO YOU ARE. YOU CANNOT LIFT THE BAR BY THE FLOOR. ITDS AGAINST THE LAWS OF PHYSE YOU KNOW WHATE

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LIFE 255 50 20 YEAH5 SEE? THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING. SHITOS GONE SOUTH OON YOU NOW YOUP RE IN A THISTED WORLD OF DARKNESSO A PERe VERSE MIRROR OF YOUR

8 P.M.: Community Swimming Pool.

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If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

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11PM: Rural Route 6.

LIFE 046 00 00 HE 8 8O FUCKING FAST! WHY DOES HE HAVE THE ONLY PAIR OF SPRINT BOOTS IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLDE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PANTSE!

LIFE 046 00 00 SHIT ONE OF US REALLY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO JOGo o o

12AM: The Royal Palace Gates.

LIFE DDD DD DO NO, SIR. NO2 I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE PBIZNASSTY'D WITH THE PRINCESS. YES. YES I AM CALLING YOU A LIAR.

A LIFE 008 00 0 0 0O0 OH2 MY HANDSOME PRINCE! AT LAST YOU VE COME TO RESCUE ME FROM THIS HORRI ROOM!

If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

6AM: The Sewers Beneath the Old Paper Mill.

LIFE 0743 00 00 Z EXCUSE ME? MISTER YOU SAID WE WERE GOING ON AN EPIC QUEST AND, WELL IT' s JUST THAT WE' VE BEEN HIDING IN THIS SEWER FOR SIX HOURS N

9AM: The Church of Our Lady Of Infinite Sorrows

LIFE 12/436 /D DD TAKE IT EASY NOW, SON. THIS GIRL CAME TO ME FOR SANCTUARY, AND I PLAN TO GIVE IT. JUST PUT THE BOMB DOWN..

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU' VE WON THE GAME! THAT WAS THE HARDEST BENDER IN HYRULE HISTORY! THE AUTHORITIES WILL BE ALONG SHORTL PUT ON SOME PANTS!

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