Girl, You're A Lady, Man! (Female Puberty Taught By David Bowie)
Somehow the 1950's got a hold of 1970's David Bowie and forced him to make this sex ed video for ladies.here be lyrics...
He was a cool, jive creepo with cyanide toes
He was poor and she was green in her marmalade cloak
They're just rainy old stars against the interstellar mob
They're fleeing back to their cosmic galactician homes
He was a spaceman, and we were dancing
We were dancing, while we were all spacemen
Girl, you're a lady, man!
It's female puberty taught by David Bowie
Oh, they're just having a toss with a uranium cross
They're alien freaks with stardustian moms
Yes, the diamond dust cracks and the planetoid's back with a sinister map of the world and subterranean girls
He was a spaceman, and we were dancing
We were all dancing, cause he was a spaceman
Girl, you're a lady, man!
It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!
He was a spaceman and we were dancing
We were dancing as if we were spacemen
Yes, we were spacemen and we were dancing
We were all dancing cause he was a spaceman
It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!
