CyberGhost Is The Absolute Best VPN Money Can Buy

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Hey there, friend. We have a lot of fun here on the internet. We tell jokes, we download entertainment that we occasionally pay for, and we shout at each other about miscellaneous yannis and laurels on social media. But the internet can also be a dangerous place, what with your personal information just dangling out there like a ripe fruit made of money and birth certificates.

So how do you protect your valuable information from hackers and nosy government employees? The answer is a virtual private network (VPN). But you don't just want to go for any old VPN that sidles up to you. You want the best VPN out there. You want Chris Hemsworth running around in your computer, karate-chopping anyone who tries to steal your info. You want CyberGhost.

You can get a lifetime subscription to CyberGhost for $84.99, which is more than $600 off its normal price. That's less money than a two-year subscription to Xbox Live, and considerably less money than it would cost to hire Chris Hemsworth to physically come to your home and monitor your online activity.

You get access to more than 1,300 servers worldwide, unlimited traffic and bandwidth, and 256-AES bit encryption for all your online transactions on up to five devices at a time. Region-locked content is a thing of the past thanks to CyberGhost's worldwide servers, as well as special servers that don't force you to switch off your VPN in order to watch your streaming service of choice. CyberGhost doesn't collect or store any information about your browsing habits whatsoever, so you don't have to feel shame for binge-watching an entire season's worth of Naruto in an afternoon.

CyberGhost is one of the best VPNs on the market, with top-tier ratings from PC Mag, Tech Radar, and the VPN Lab. Along with offering several unique features not available on any other service, CyberGhost also provides malware protection and tracker blocking, so you won't be harangued by Amazon about that bug spray search you did three months ago even though you already got your bug spray and you'll never need to buy another can for the rest of your life.

Every corner of the internet is crawling with people doing their best to collect your personal information. CyberGhost offers you the very best VPN protection you can get, short of becoming a literal cyber ghost and scaring away hackers like some sort of Scooby-Doo villain.

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OK, fine. Just because we work on the internet doesn't mean we know how the internet works. But if you really CAN quadruple up on VPNs, Here's Why You Need A VPN (And How To Get One).