A Series of Emails from Prometheus' New Tech Guy
'We just spent two years in a frozen state -- did none of you know what we were doing out here?'
On the Crew ...
"I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to ... something else that has not yet been communicated to me. Anyway, want to be friends?"
On General Safety ...
On Captain Vickers ...
On David, The Android ...
This is just unnecessary, right?
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Daniel O'Brien is Cracked.com's senior writer (ladies), and ().
For more from Dan, check out A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy and My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise.
