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15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

Seriously though this bitch crazy.

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

October 10, 2010

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

I just don't understand why anyone would choose to masturbate. Like gay, like religion, masturbation is a choice. We live in America, not a police st

I by no means think that religion is like masturbation. That's not what I meant. The media is twisting my words, just like masturbation twists our so

No, I don't think the media is like masturbation. That's ridiculous. That would be like saying the absence of prayer in schools is what causes these

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

I really wish Bill Maher would run out of tapes. Does he record all of his shows? That is a sign of voyeurism, which is loosely related to the kind o

50% of women have had at least one abortion in their life, which means that 50% of American women are murderers. These women should be in jail, but j

Science is a way of scaring us and our youth into believing we are an accident. This can lead to drugs and often to masturbation. I'm not saying scie

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

I don't want to become the 'masturbation candidate.' but I will if I have to. If no one else is willing to come out and denounce the practices of mas

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

I accidentally masturbated this morning. Turns out it's awesome.

Cody is currently running for Senator of naps. He is on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, but more importantly he is on fake Twitter.

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