The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)

We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)

We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now. No reasonable person can keep up with all the headlines without flying into a rage, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

MULTIPLE WHITE HOUSE ADVISORY BOARDS HAVE BEEN DISBANDED AFTER TRUMP'S SCONTROVERSIAL CHARLOTTESVILLE REMARKS. As several prominent CEOs began droppin

Source: Politico

Thieves in Germany made off with TWENTY TONS of nutella la nutella nutella nutellanutella nutelk nutella nute Unknown suspects heisted a trailer conta

Source: NPR

EMMA STONE HAS SURPASSED JENNIFER LAWRENCE AS THE WORLD'S HIGHEST-PAID ACTRESS. Stone's $26 million in earnings this year were been driven largely by

Source: Variety

SPANISH AUTHORITIES HAVE DISMANTLED THE CELL BEHIND THE BARCELONA TERROR ATTACKS. Thirteen people were killed when a truck was driven through a crowd

Sources: BBC, BBC

LIONSGATE is planning a theme park in south Korea with attractions based on seven of its movie franchises, including twilight NOW YOU SEEME SEEME and

Source: Variety

MUDSLIDES AND FLASH FLOODS IN SIERRA LEONE CLAIMED MORE THAN 500 LIVES. The deadliest mudslide occurred on the outskirts of the capital, where a heavi

Source: CNN

TAYLOR SWIFT HAS WON HER ASSAULT AND BATTERY TRIAL. BREAKING NEWS TAYLOR SWIFT TAKES THE STAND IN GROPING TRIAL Swift sued the accused groper, a DJ na

Source: Variety

FOUR HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE HBO HACKS. Following the leak of the fourth episode of Game of Thrones, four individuals in India have been arrested.

Source: Moviefone

SAMUEL L. JACHSON revealed that he AVENNGERS will not appear in INFINITY WAR or the untitled Avengers 4 film. Despite the absence, the actor has repor

Source: Collider

STEPHEN BANNON HAS BEEN OUSTED AS WHITE HOUSE CHIEF STRATEGIST. The White House press secretary stated the decision was mutual, but sources told news

Source: CNBC

A STUNTWOMAN DIED IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT ON THE SET OF DEADPOOL 2. The professional driver was killed in a stunt involving a motorcycle. She is repo

Source: Variety

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