Everything You Need To Know About Pizzagate (Is Insane)

The people who concocted this theory should be ashamed for wasting a perfectly good name like 'Pizzagate.'
Everything You Need To Know About Pizzagate (Is Insane)

WHAT THE HELL IS PIZZAGATE? PIZZAGATE IS A POPULAR CONSPIRACY THEORY that claims prominent politicians are involved in an underground child molestatio

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS CREATE SMOKE TO IMPLY FIRE PIZZAGATE IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW CONSPIRACISTS WILL A. QUOTE VAST AMOUNTS OF SHAKY INFORMATION TO MAKE T

WHY DO THEY CALL IT PIZZAGATE? CP and CHEESE PIZZA are both Internet slang for Child Porn. Anyone have any cheese pizza? File: image.ipg (107

Sources: Fox News

Conspiracists then DECIPHERING decided that the THE CODE Comet Ping Pong crossed-paddles logo is a reference to a butterfly SINCE 2006 symbol used b

Sources: CBC, Wikileaks

CREATING CLUES BY OMITTING CONTEXT Conspiracists then declared Podesta guilty of the 2007 kidnapping of MADELEINE MCCANN in Portugal, saying a sketc

Sources: Snopes

ADDITIONAL CLUES PHOTOS OF RANDOM YOUNG CUSTOMERS ON ALEFANTI'S INSTAGRAM PAGE were declared to be photos of victims. Another pic was said to be of

Sources: DCist, New York Times, Fox News

CONSPIRACY THEORIES VICTIMIZE BYSTANDERS Conspiracists then decided that a network of secret tunnels connected all nearby buildings into a child traff

Sources: CNN, Fox News, Media Matters

PIZZAGATE INSPIRES A GUNMAN IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. 28-year-old Edgar Maddison Welch got sucked down the #Pizzagate rabbit hole, picked up an AR

Sources: Washington Post

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