The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)

Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)

Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Obama has lifted restrictions on Cuban cigars and rum

Source: USA Today

A naval destroyer was fired on off the coast of Yemen

Source: Reuters

McDonalds has suspended public appearances of Ronald McDonald

Source: Vulture

AN OREGON EMERGENCY ROOM WAS QUARANTINED AFTER PEOPLE BEGAN HALLUUCINATING Five people, including two sheriff's deputies, were affected by the mysteri

Source: KIMA TV

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