The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Source: CNN

NICOLAS CAGE AGREED TO RETURN A STOLEN DINOSAUR SKULL THAT HE BOUGHT FROM A BEVERLY HILLS GALLERY Neither Cage nor the gallery have been accused of an

Source: Reuters

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Source: Vice

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Source: CNN

MARK OBERHOLTZER, the owner of Mark-1 Plumbing in Texas City, Texas, IS SUING A HOUSTON FORD DEALERSHIP, claiming he lost business and received threat

Source: Mashable

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Former Glee star Mark Salling was arrested on charges of possessing child pornography. Salling, who played Noah Puck Puckerman on Fox's hit show, wa

Source: BBC

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Source: ABC News

FDA The U.S. Food and Drug Administration HAS OVERTURNED ITS 30-YEAR BAN ON BLOOD DONATIONS BY GAY MEN. Instead allowing them to donate, but only afte

Source: Reuters

A GRAND JURY DECLINED TO CHARGE THE OFFICER WHO SHOT 12-YEAR-OLD TAMIR RICE. The officer was deemed justified in fearing for his life when Rice drew a

Sources: New York Times, CNN

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