The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)

Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)

Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

Move over, Walter White... According to the DEA, HEROIN has now overtaken methamphetamine a as the nation's number one drug threat, with law enforceme

Source: Time

A TERMINALLY ILL MAN WAS GRANTED HIS FINAL WISH TO SEE AN EARLY SCREENING OF STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Daniel Fleetwood was diagnosed with spindle

Source: TMZ

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)

CHIPOTLE TEMPORARILY CLOSED 43 RESTAURANTS IN SEATTLE AND PORTLAND AFTER AN OUTBREAK OF E. COLI SICKENED 20 PEOPLE. Chipotle shares dropped 2.5 percen

Source: Bloomberg

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