The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/8)
The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies.

The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

Source: Fayetteville Observer

Source: CNN (updated)

Source: WIVB

Source: Hollywood Reporter

Source: Fox 2 Detroit

Source: Uproxx

Source: The Independent

Source: CBS Local

Source: People

Source: Columbia Tribune

Source: Alaska Dispatch

Source: Time

Sources: NY Times, UNHCR, Amnesty International