The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/4)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/4)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

OKLAHOMA'S SUPREME COURT REAFFIRMED THE REMOVAL OF A TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT PLACED AT ITS CAPITOL. Conservative legislators are now threatening to

Source: Yahoo News. Meanwhile ...

The 5atanic Temple recently unveiled a controversial statue of Baphomet at an industrial site near the Detroit River, after unsuccessfully lobbying to

Source: Reuters

It's been determined that a piece of debris found on REUNION ISLAND (located about 420 miles east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean) is almost certain

Source: Reuters

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