The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)

Judging from the news, the cabal of powerful people who secretly run the world have all dropped a shitload of acid recently.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)

Judging from the news, the cabal of powerful people who secretly run the world have all dropped a shitload of acid recently. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)

Source: CNN

FRENCH SATIRICAL MAGAZINE CHARLIE HEBDO WILL NO LONGER PUBLISH CARTOONS OF THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD. Editor Laurent Sourisseau said the magazine accomplis

Source: Newsweek

TWO TOP EDITORS FOR GAWKER MEDLA QUIT AFTER CLASHING WITH MANAGEMENT OVER THE REMOVAL OF ACONTROVERSIAL ARTICLE. The post outed media executive, who h

Source: Wired

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)

A GRIM DISCOVERY WAS MADE RECENTLY, when authorities in Caldwell County North Carolina, found a 1968 Pontiac SUBMERGED IN LAKE RHODHISS. Sadly, it con

Source: NBC News

AFTER 54 YEARS OF SEVERED TIES, THE U.S. AND CUBA HAVE REOPENED THEIR EMBASSIES IN HAVANA AND WASHINGTON. WELCOME of DaY ANOTHer INFAMY Obameries wilh

Source: CNN

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