The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)

Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)

Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

ALL POP MUSIC MIGHT SOUND THE SAME THESE DAYS, BUT SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THAT '80S MUSIC WAS FAR LESS DIVERSE. Using a complex computer program to ana

Source: PBS

CONVICTED BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER, DZHOKHAR' TSARNAEV, WILL RECEIVETHE DEATH PENALTY. e Boston's general population is largely against the death penalt

Source: NY Times

CUBA HAS HAD A PROMISING LUNG CANCER VACCINE FOR YEARS AND MAY FINALLY BE ABLE TO SHARE IT WITH THE U.S. Thanks to normalized relations, the two count

Source: Wired

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