The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to follow the plot of a novel that was written by letting a monkey hump a keyboard. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: CityLab, Washington Post
Source: Yahoo Finance
Source: Popular Science
Source: Wrestle Zone
Source: Cult Of Mac
Source: The Guardian
Source: BBC
Source: Uproxx
Source: Screencrush, TopGear.com
Source: TheLocal.it
Source: Variety
Source: Washington Post
Source: Norman Reedus' Twitter
Source: Baltimore Sun