The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to follow the plot of a novel that was written by letting a monkey hump a keyboard. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

Source: CityLab, Washington Post

Source: Yahoo Finance

Source: Popular Science

Source: Wrestle Zone

Source: Cult Of Mac

Source: The Guardian

Source: BBC

Source: Uproxx

Source: Screencrush, TopGear.com

Source: TheLocal.it

Source: Variety

Source: Washington Post

Source: Norman Reedus' Twitter

Source: Baltimore Sun