19 Warning Signs for Common Awkward Moments

If you see these signs, and know what they're talking about, it's already too late.
19 Warning Signs for Common Awkward Moments
#19.

n PEFFT!

Your chair makes a fart noise. You're not among friends.

#18.

Beverages pelicious Juce. aadango. Ale Drune aloran ginodwine sackhoin. sinns Dot thehol ega ndoan Hammy My Over aecanellind N Ot Moons what leese Sla

When the meal you're ordering has an embarrassingly awful name.

#17.

CAUTION

You're lost in thought, and when you come out of it, you realize
you've been staring blankly at a stranger the whole time.

#16.

So. then E said blah blah blah blah with a power drill blah blah blah blah blah blah this chick was was stripping blah blah blah blah blah fifteen nin

Telling a story you remember as your own, only it turns out it
actually happened to the person you're telling it to.

#15.

ATTENTION I'll have the usual. What? fesas Lo WTm YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

You order "the usual," the server has no idea what you're talking about.

#14.

19 Warning Signs for Common Awkward Moments

Saying goodbye and then walking in the same direction.

#13.

19 Warning Signs for Common Awkward Moments

You go for a hug, he goes for a handshake.

#12.

tue m

Cheering wildly because you don't realize it's the instant replay of a play you just saw.

#11.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

You pretended you were listening and now you realize a response is required.

#10.

I was just saying something stupid... You really had to be there. I'm here now!

Being asked to repeat a witticism because no one heard what you said.

#9.

STOP HIS NAME IS KEVIN NOT KYLE

You get caught pretending like you remember someone's name.

#8.

CAUTION

When you wave back at someone who it turns out was not waving at you.

#7.

Enjoy your meal! You, too! OA Lo WT

#6.

How's it going? Not much.

#5.

WARNING

When you're a kid in class and your teacher bends over to talk to
another student and sticks her butt in your face without realizing it.

#4.

Mom

Walking around with a cast that only has one signature on it.

#3.

WARNING THOSE ARE NOT THE WORDS Just a small town girl... Just a city boy...

Singing the beginning of the first verse when the second verse is starting.

#2.

in worse standing than Mrs. Becker! AH HAHAHA! Oh ho. Hahaha. Ha. Heh... Mrs. Becker was our third grade teacher with vertigo. Right, I figured.

The people who are in on the inside joke explain it to you after you've already laughed at it.

#1.

STOP HIS NAME IS KEVIN NOT KYLE

Turns out Kyle's the other Asian guy you've worked with for three years.

For more moments of awkwardness, check out The 5 Most Socially Awkward Situations Everyone Deals With and 5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man.

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